Four types of women having sex.-
1. asthmatic,ah..aahh..ah...ahh
2. 0bedient, yes,oh yes..ah yes,
3. greedy, more..more ..pls
4. religious,oh god..oh..oh my god ..oh my God!
Boy goes for blood test. Nurse takes the sample but can't find cotton so she sucks his finger!
Boy is so happy he asks: Can I get a urine test also?
A loving husband had "I love you" tattoed on his dick. When he got home he showed it to his wife. She said: " there u go again, trying to put words into my mouth."
Wife reads an article" wow!" A bull can have sex 500 times a year I wish you could do the same. Hubby replies:" Ask the bull whether he did it with the SAME cow!!!!?
Girl in cinema turns sideway n whisper 2 her boyfriend: D> man next 2 me is masturbating!".
BF:" Ignore him." .
GF:"I can't.
BF:"Why not?"
GF:" He's using my HAND!"
Schoolgirl: I do not want to take the SEX EDUCATION.
Class Teacher: Why not?
Schoolgirl: Someone told me the FINAL EXAM would be ORAL!"
Teacher: John, why is your cat at school today?
John L crying) I heard the postman tell mum.. when the kid goes to school I'm gonna eat your pussy.
Naked girl boarded a taxi. Driver stared at her.
Girl scolded driver: never see a naked girl ah ?
Driver reply: see before but wondering where u keep yr money to pay taxi fare?.
Girl goes to repair umbrella.
Umbrella man says: UPPER CLOTH HAS TO B REMOVED AND ROD HAS TO BE INSERTED.
Girl says:- DO ANY THING BUT WATER SHOULDN'T GO IN !!!
Man to wife: Business is bad. If u learn 2 cook we can remove servant.
Wife: ASSHOLE! If u learn how to fuck we can remove driver, gardener & watchman..
Man says to wife" I fancy kinky sex ,how about I cum in ur ear!
Wife says: No, I might go deaf!
Man Says: I've been cumming in ur mouth for 20 yrs & ur still talking!.
Car Sales Girl says to Call Girl: I have to sell a car today or I will be fucked."
Call Girl reply:" I have to be fucked today or I have to sell my car!
COCK say to his two BALLS: I am going to take you with me to a party.
BALLS said: You big fucking liar. You always get INSIDE and leave us waiting OUTSIDE!
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